she'll eat anything

• Joe Buck: Now, the Giants will try to eat the clock...
• Olivia: Nom nom nom!

our lives...

• Olivia: [reading my twitter] "I forgot how much I loved Robin Van Persie..." I don't think you actually forgot. I think you just used Nasri as a replacement.
• Me: No, I still love Nasri! It's just a different love.
• Olivia: Actually, I don't think you could love anyone the way you love Robin. [pause] Isn't that tragic?

"Arsenal tea bags… What kind of tea is this?"

— Olivia, browsing the Arsenal online store

she didn't even know he was French...

• Olivia: I told Karlie that you're getting a Nasri jersey. And she was like, "I approve! Nasri~"
• Me: Why does she like Nasri so much?
• Olivia: Because he's French!
• Me: What?
• Olivia: Yeah, that didn't make any sense.
• Me: That makes no sense at all.

Wha?

• Me: Where's Sunderland?
• Olivia: It's... in Sunderland.

"You know the unfortunate thing about Wayne Rooney’s kid? He looks like Wayne Rooney."

— Olivia

"Oh my God… is he in this? Or is this just Dutch rap for me to listen to?"

— Olivia, watching a video falsely advertised as containing RVP

indeed.

• Olivia: Supporters of Prop 6 (2008)...
• Olivia: Will Smith, not to be confused with Will Smith (Actor).
• Olivia: Then who are you, other Will Smith??